Saturday, October 13, 2012

Divine Retribution

Almost everyone reading this knows that I am not a religious person, but I do believe in "Divine retribution", I've seen it!

Virtually every male that I know has at some point in his life been figuratively dragged, shackled into the one place in the world that no man belongs...the lingerie department. Some evil female sees the need to "get your input"! BS! The biggest perv in the world knows not to advertise. This is not a place you can safely go. If, no, when , you are asked "how does this look", consider yourself absolutely doomed! There is no way you can truthfully, successfully answer that kind of question.

While there probably isn't any salvation from this diabolical female quest there can be retribution!

...as you enter the building, the first thing you will see are rows of benches. Not designed for comfort, just something to allow you to relax a moment and get off your feet.But, they are full! Of long faced unhappy women. No men, no children, just women. The men and and children are wandering through the building in amazement. One spectacular exhibit after another, IMAX, dioramas, you name it. Where? You asked...

on the Mall!

Not just any mall, but the mall in Washington, D.C., and the place? The Air and Space Museum, the ,most visited museun in the world. Go, enjoy, check out those benches!


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