Scoiattolo

Tourists are like squirrels, left-click!  Right-click! Up there! Click! Over there! Click! Spin, pirouette, click,click,click.

They, like squirrels seem to born without one of the senses. The rodent can't tell where sound is coming from, so like the proverbial deer it stops, skitters, bolts and runs.  Tourist seem to suffer equally from the lack of a sense...the common one! Everyone knows you aren't native from your cloths, manner (arrogance) and indifference.If you would only put the map down, the tablet down, the phone down, the camera down...all of them down and ask for help, at least you wouldn't be such a damn nuisance! Or like the squirrel, go climb a tree.