Darwin with a Canadian Twist

This "Frankensteinian brain-child" will henceforth be referred to as "the Canadian Way", in honor of "the Last Canadian Standing." No names, no disclaimers and , hopefully no law suits. His very words to me (on publishing) were, "as long as its in good taste" left me with only  a " tongue in cheek" approach to the subject. He also mentioned that it was something he had heard a long time ago...word of mouth. Having never heard this concept of evolution before, I felt compelled to advance his theory.

In order to do this and pass the legion of decency standards thought and your imagination will be required.

OK class, today's lesson. This theory, as expostulated puts an entirely new slant on evolution. One that I doubt will ever hit the class-room. Assuredly not "show and tell." According to it's author this rather dramatic change would "make the world a much friendlier place." Scopes was mild in comparison to "the Canadian Way."

In short, certain "nether parts" would no longer be in the "nether regions." But, on her shoulder. Thus making a " pat on the shoulder" an entirely new expression of friendship.

No it is not my idea, and yes it is a just a scoush over the top, but, so long to the cold shoulder.

Other than the rather obvious physical impossibilities and discomforts this could be the ruin of the fashion industry as we know it. Strapless gowns, prom dresses, even mu-mu's relegated to history. 

Amorous young swains touching Homeplate without even getting to first! I tell you, it's not fair! I just knew I was born too early. Damned Canadians!

Dorothy you know who I'm talking about.