Weakly wit...or whatever

1.) Remember when; someone went to prep school because their high school grades wouldn't get them into college?

2.) Your family did not have a car? Your Mother didn't know how to drive? Nobody else, on the block was different.

3.) You actually learned how to read...spell and communicate with other folks while looking them in the eye? If you didn't you were disrespectful and could expect a faceful...of knuckles!

4.) Thank you was not a curse.

5.) Holding the door was respectful.

6.) Aretha could spell, R-E-S-P-E-C-T . (diss???)

7.) Jane Russell was full-figured, not Rubenesque, there is a spectacular difference.

8.) Playing the Devil's Advocate was accepted while provocation not?

9.) He does not know right from wrong. Too much money, so he never learned. Even if you can't spell absurd this kid and his parents are a monument in waiting. Wait! The lawyer won! Maybe we do deserve the donald.

10.) I agree. Things have changed.
        I do not agree, all change is good!

11.) Love the internet. On the other hand, hardware belongs on a dusty shelf at Ace. As for software...what is it?


12.) Finally. You are alone. There is only one of you in existence.  Perfect? No one else is, so accept what comes and laugh. Laughter, not tears. Joy, not tears.