This is something I heard on an old re-run, showing there is hope for wit and humor on consumer TV.
As it takes on absurdity in two different aspects with a single swipe, I can only admire. ...not ghost, it's an "apparitional American!"
Superman and Batman are both "supposedly" 6'3"...no applications for Tom Cruise, please!
Hitting for the cycle in baseball means getting one of each type of hit in one game. In the game of life it's being a grandparent watching your teenaged grandchild doing to your child exactly what you did to your parents.
We are about to celebrate "National Dentist's Day...aka, Halloween. I wonder what would happen if I were to hand out toothpaste?
If you were to go just by height and weight most of the older members of the Football Hall of Fame would not even get a tryout in today's world.
The difference between a radical and a "talking head"? The radical isn't paid to believe!
Another way to say that, You can only see something clearly, is if you believe what you are told...without question.
I don't have to buy "Cat-toys", Spot found my pens! Now if only I could!
How about a "Whacko News Network"? ...oh, almost forgot about Fox!
This is my on line "Collector's Cabinet". It is non-profit and haphazard at best. I leave it to you to sort through and make sense of.The views are mine. The collection reflects some of my interests. But the material must be credited to the vast internet. Otherwise, I never would have been able to amass such a treasure trove. The purpose of this exercise is entertainment, naturally mine, but even more so yours. So, please let me know if anything strikes a chord with you.
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