Pithy?

Oh Dad! Is this the sign of senility? Or has you're child become a teenager?


Put a stick in a hornet's nest...reaction. Prod your cat with same stick...she ignores you or purrs louder...different reaction. Walk down a city street, no stick, Yet another reaction. Humans harder to figure out than hornets or cats!

Blah, blah, blah! Or, how to get a degree in poly-sci!


Teenage rebellion. Middle age crisis. Second childhood. Obviously only cows are contented!


It may not be fair, it may not be nice, but if you dress like "one" you will be treated as one. Regardless of whichever "one" you opt for. Look like a buy and should be able to figure out how you will be treated. Appearances and self-esteem do matter.


How big a hole would it put in the NRA argument if we simply gave grocery money to both the still existing "subsistence hunters?"


American statesman...oxymoron?


From an interview; You speak to your dog in "Blackfoot" but not your cat, why?
Cats don't speak "Blackfoot", they speak cat!


Even as I age, I still want to do the same things I used to. Many of which I couldn't do then either. Proving that ability trumps age.


My Mother's generation was the last to have a significant number of non-drivers. And, my generation, the last to remember that!

The bible makes fascinating reading. In it you discover that Moses may have preceded Native Americans on a "vision quest!"
Today, a thirtyish jogger pushing a three wheel pram would toss him a bottle of Gatoraid and destroy the whole image!

Bad memories serve no good purpose. I have so many more good ones that shunting the others aside is a "no-brainer!"