Been awhile...

I was 19, in the Navy and laying in my space. Three foot by three foot and eight foot long. On my side there is my locker, filled with all my possessions. I am about to make a plan...

Clueless in Norfolk! If I ever came up with one I swerved early and often. Over fifty years later, the ship is razor blades (maybe the same ones I use...perfect) and I am about to jot down another list of nonsensical crazy ass thoughts.

1.) If the normal conclusion is a logical one, then what do we call an illogical conclusion?  to be continued...

2.) When you create your self image, is it the real you? Or, does simply become so as you practice?

3.) Indossare un sorriso, non un ringhio! Wear a smile not a snarl.

4.) Time heals all. Perhaps you should define heal.

5.) Pictures were first, then they invented alphabets. "ART FIRST!"

6.) Cats and actors, both paranoid narcissisists!

7.) Your perfect child did not learn all those terrible words and horrible ideas from his teacher. Possibly a bit closer to home?

8.) Introspection, five minutes in front of the mirror while I shave, without my glasses. What can I surmise? I need a prescription mirror!

9.) "The real you", when you stand alone? Or when you act the fool in a mob?

10.) How wrong can it be if it causes laughter?

11.) We don't come with "undo" buttons. Whatever you create you have to live with.

12.) I can not make you anything. That's simply up to you.

13.) So much eludes me. Most of the time I can't even understand myself, yet, sitting in Washington are over 500 people who without ever meeting me (or you) feel they can do a better job with my life...Amazing!

14.) Who is the omnipotent sage that inflicts normal on us?
How did he get that gig?

15.) To see, to feel, to comprehend...yeah that's what I want!