Just saw a humorous piece in the Onion about dolphins developing opposable thumbs...and the trouble we humans would be in.
To carry that one step further, ok one ridiculous step further, what if your ferocious feline had opposable thumbs? Well, number one it would automatically improve their jig saw puzzle ability. And, perhaps they would actually be helpful assembling that balsa wood model.
Now this presents the case where getting ones nails done truly means something. Otherwise all you've got are large, mobile, pissed off thumb tacks!
Let's toss PC to the winds here, would only the Siamese give pedicures? How many thumbs would they have? Front or back? Manicure...pedicure?
Lets face it, the real fear is that like humans they might also develop deductive reasoning...they could think! Why would they need us? Just sayin'...
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